What can you say about these phrases?

Question

fighting a liar
you hissed my mystery lecture
cattle ships and bruisers
nosey little cook
a blushing crow
tons of soil
our queer old Dean
we'll have the hags flung out
you've tasted two worms
my zips are lipped
our shoving leopard
a half-warmed fish
is the bean dizzy?

ok. can you get all of them?
Like "It's roaring with pain means "It's pouring with rain" (optional)

Answer 1

Lighting a fire
You missed my history lecture
Battle ships and cruisers
Cosy little nook
A crushing blow
Sons of toil
Our dear old queen
We'll have the flags hung out
You've wasted two terms
My lips are zipped
Our loving shepherd
A half-formed wish
Is the dean busy?

They're all Spoonerisms.
Have you heard the one about Rindercella?

Tunce upon a whime, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters. Also, in this same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsome hince.
Now, this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall, so he invited all the people for riles amound. Especially the pich reople.
So, Rindercella’s mugly other and her two sigly usters went out to get some dancy fresses to wear at the bancy fall. But, Rindercella couldn’t go because all she had to wear was some old rirty dags. So, she just cat down and scried.
Well she was kittin’ there scrying, and all of the sudden, there appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. And she waved her wagic mand and there appeared before her a kig coach and hix white sorses to take Rindercella to the bancy fall!
“But,” she warned her, “you must be home before nidmight or I’ll purn you into a tumpkin.”
So, Rindercella went to the bancy fall and she was det at the moor by the prandsome hince, because he had been watching from behind a widden hindow. And, as soon as they met, they lell in fove! And, nanced all dight, until nidmight. Then, the stock clucked nidmight, and Rindercella staced down the rairs. And, just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
Well, the next day, the prandsome hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. He came to Rindercella’s house and tried it on her mugly other, and it fidn’t dit. He tried it on her two sigly usters, and it find’t dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. So, they were married and lived heavily ever hapwards.
Now, the storal of the mory is: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a prandsome hince lall in fove with you, don’t forget to slop your dripper.

Answer 2

They're "Spoonerisms":

Lighting a Fire
You Missed my History Lecture
Battle Ships & Cruisers
Cosy Little Nook
A Crushing Blow
Sons of Toil
Our Dear Old Queen
We'll Have the Flags Hung Out
You've Wasted Two Terms
My Lips are Zipped
Our Loving Shepheard
????
Is the Dean Busy

Answer 3

I would say to you that "your cool" in a sarcastic exaggerated way if I ever heard someone say any of those phrases.

Answer 4

you can swap out the first or first few letters of each of the words and still make sense

like lighting a fire

Answer 5

I have no idea what any of them mean

Answer 6

cute.

Answer 7

'Spoonerisms'