A man and woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initally embarassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 A.M., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm
awfully cold."
" I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight,lets pretend that we're married."
Wow!!! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own $%^&@
blanket."
After a moment of silence....he farted.
2007-02-07
09:58:30
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