Why do old people drive soooo slow?

Question

why do old people have to go so slow when they are driving... and why do they almost always own brand new cars?

Answer 1

We go slow for three reasons:

1. no job=no hurry

2. the reflexes are a little slower than you young, impatient ba*****s.

3. We finally figured out the concept of: always being in a hurry gets you tickets, accidents, and you reach your destination only a minute or two quicker.

We always drive new cars for several reasons:

1. No more punk kids at home sucking up all our money.

2. We don't waste money on STUPID gigantic wheels, body kits, and even STUPIDER devices that make our cars jump up and down (GEEZE, how dam stupid is that?) I see those clowns on T.V. doing that and say to myself: My God, what's this world comming to when the only thing you have to be proud of is your car can jump 6' into the air, at a cost of THOUSANDS of $$$$$$?????

3. we have learned how to get low interest rates on loans, and basically, how to save money in MANY ways.

4. We can AFFORD new cars, and usually pay CASH for them because we havn't done things like getting (also stupid) tattoos (well, most of us havn't) and (see #2 above)

I could go on and on, but you don't REALLY want to know anyway, do you?

Answer 2

1 save on gas
2 save on wear tear
3 wise enough you don't need to be drag racing to the next red light.
BTW your not immune chances are you'll get old someday. I can see it now your stuck in a wheel chair with your diaper on in the old folks home. Food is awful and nobody comes to see you. HAVE A NICE LIFE.

Answer 3

Their bones can't take much rattling!!:) no, 1- they're very respectful of the traffic laws 2-they have all the time in the world to get where they're going 3- they're the only ones that can afford them.

Answer 4

i'm extra aggravated by adolescents whocontinual quickly in advantageous vehicles. Their loss of driving journey and quickly driving reasons injuries. and that i hate it while they might desire to blast their music so loud which you will pay attention it from four hundred and forty yards away.

Answer 5

Old folks usually have more money than reader, can afford the best, and want the poor to have time to appreciate these facts.

Answer 6

Well they're in no rush to anywhere. What the hell they have been everwhere and done everything.

Answer 7

because they were young for so long and drove so fast that now they let other idiots drive fast.

Answer 8

Because when they were young the top speed was 50 MPH....

Answer 9

Because...they can

Answer 10

Because they are OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD.