A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only say, 'Hi, we are prostitutes, do you want to have some FUN?"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaims.
"Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and then learn to pray and worship."
So the next day the lady brings her parrots to the priest's house.
His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The lady puts her parrots in and they say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some FUN?"
One of the male parrots looks over to the other male parrot and says "Put the Bibles away, lads, our prayers have been answered!"
2007-02-07 09:17:48 · 15 answers · asked by realstyles2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ehhh, ok i guess, its all in the delivery!
2007-02-07 09:22:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe-haha heard one like that before but still laf out loud funny
2007-02-07 17:26:03 · answer #2 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one
2007-02-07 17:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lot funnier than the cop joke!!!10
2007-02-07 17:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny i'm sure the hard core religious people wouldnt approve too much though :)
2007-02-07 17:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it a lot but i knew something like that would happen
2007-02-07 17:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by me 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! got any more???lol
2007-02-07 17:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by <3 My Grulla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny
2007-02-07 17:27:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-02-07 17:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by Dreamer 02 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont quit your dayjob
2007-02-07 17:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by 100% Español 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋