This actually happened to me.
One morning you get out of your car and wait for the elevator in your office parking garage (very slow elevator can take 5mins), standing next to a 20ish-30ish boy you don't know. Just the two of you no one else around.
You notice his fly is down and it is obvious he is not wearing underwear. His manhood is not completely hanging out of his pants but you can clearly see almost all of it (including the head). He shows no signs of knowing his fly is down.
What do you do? and would you be offended or upset?
btw... i was the one with the fly down.
2007-02-07 08:44:26 · 17 answers · asked by orangecross666 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Well, let's see...what I would say would depend on the equipment. First of all, are we talking large, small, or average? And is the temperature cold or warm?
I might say something like:
Nice unit, but you might not want to scare the elderly with that thing...
or:
Um, I'm not sure I'd leave that thing showing like that...It might bring your percentages down...
2007-02-08 14:12:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Well..
First as a woman i would see what your working with..LOL
Then if it was of a pleasing size I would ask if you were married and if you said no I would give you my number..
Then we would ride the elevator and when you or I got off I would tell you...
Just kidding. Seriously i would just tell you that your fly is down. No big deal its just a p3nis. every other person has one.
2007-02-07 08:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by TD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have noticed!! I would have asked you if you was chili, and if you said no then I would of said well I bet he is!!
If anyone can say they have never had their fly open or got their skirt stuck in the pantyhose then they are full of it. We have all had some kid of embarrassing things happen.
Just be lucky she didn't report your for indecent exposure.. LOL
2007-02-07 11:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by Rach30 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I didn't know you I would walk away and let you figure it out on your own. Sorry, but I usually don't go pointing out things like that, and I probably would not be looking at your crotch anyway.
2007-02-07 08:47:52 · answer #4 · answered by NolaDawn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would most definitely inform him that his fly was down. i hope that someone would inform me if my fly was down. No need to be embarrassed. It happens to the best of us.
2007-02-09 05:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by little p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't be able to say anything, you would hear me laughing once we got off the elevator.
2007-02-07 08:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by smile 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would nudge him and say, "You might want to secure the jewels." and nod toward his crotch.
There would be no reason to get upset or offended. It's not like you did it on purpose.
Did you?
2007-02-07 08:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No I would not be offended or upset just embarrassed for him. I would have to say "Sir, your pants are unzipped". And I would have though nothing of it.. It happens.............
2007-02-07 08:50:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wouldnt be offended or upset. i would have just said: 'hey mate, thought i would let you know your fly is undone.'
if he would have then said, yeah i know, i would have been a bit freaked though.
2007-02-07 10:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Minerva 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would be embarrassed either way but i would rather have her tell me when we were alone instead of a large group getting a sneak peak. (I hope it was a decent size for your sake)
2007-02-07 08:49:00 · answer #10 · answered by SHEL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋