I have a homework assignment due Friday the 9th. I need a funny joke that is appropriate for 6th grade. It needs to be really funny and out of the ordinary.
2007-02-07 08:35:44 · 11 answers · asked by sydney 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
2007-02-07 08:47:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In the Old West, the new bartender was cleaning his glasses and serving drinks to his customers when suddenly the local Sheriff burst through the doors and shouted "Big Bob's a-comin' to town!" Everyone dropped what they were doing, screamed, and ran out the door in a rush. After a few brief seconds of madness, the bar was empty. The bartender, being new, didn't know what to do. Suddenly in the distance, he heard a low rumbling which quickly grew louder. As panic set in, he saw a cloud of dust approaching the bar. The dust stopped outside his door. When it settled, he saw a terrifying sight. A man, at least six and a half feet tall, was riding a gigantic bull. He used a rattlesnake as a whip. He hadn't bathed in years. Dust, mud, and muck covered him from head to toe. Muscles popped from his muscles as he dismounted and ripped the door to the bar from its hinges. He barely fit through the door as he entered and approached the bartender. He said a single word -- "Whiskey". Trembling, the bartender handed him a full bottle from his top shelf. The man grabbed it, smashed the neck of the bottle on the counter, and drained the liquor in a single gulp. Cowering, the bartender stammered "W-w-would you like another?"
The man turned slightly as he walked towards the door. "Ain't got no time", he grumbeld. "Big Bob's a-comin' to town!"
2007-02-07 16:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Grizzly B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
World's Worst sons!!
There were 2 boys, terrors of the neighborhood. They would slash tires, break windows, etc......One day the people of the neighborhood get together, and go to visit their mother. After pleading with her to seek counciling for her sons, she said that she had tried everything she could think of. One little woman in the crowd suggested that she take them to see the local preacher downtown. She said she'd try anything to get her boys to act better, so off they went to the church. The preacher asked their age, then said "Send the youngest in first, and stand the older just outside my office door. I'll call you when we are through." She leaves the building, hoping that this works.
As she walks away, The preacher asks the young man just one question. "Son do you know where god is?" , to which he told him "Man, I ain't got time for you!!!!"......so, the preacher kept repeating the same question. Finally, the preacher is shouting..."DO YOU KNOW WHERE GOD ISSSSS??????"
At this point the young boy is scared to the point he is shaking. He jumps up, runs out the door, and his brother catches him and asks "Where you running to?" His younger brother tells him,"We are in for it now, man....That old man says God's missing and he thinks we got something to do with it!!!!!"
I hope this helps your project at school!!LOL
2007-02-10 15:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy arrives early to a restaurant on a date and goes into the bar area to wait. he sits down and then hears "hey good lookin!" so he turns expecting to see his date but there is no one there. he turns back around and then hears "hey cutie!" again he looks and no one is there. so he asks the bartender whats up with the voice and the bartender replies its the peanuts, they are complimentary peanuts!
2007-02-07 16:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy go to buy brains & he sees some (u can make up who ther from) and the prices, then he goes to a students brain & its super expensive and he asks the manager why its expensive and hes lik "its never been used."
2007-02-07 16:44:39 · answer #5 · answered by plopple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde orders cheerios and says oh look donut seeds.
2007-02-07 16:59:48 · answer #6 · answered by pinksatin1627 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud
2007-02-07 16:39:05 · answer #7 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey have you seen that new pirate movie?
i heard its rated ARRRRRRRR........
or you could try this
why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
fo drizzle
good luck with your assignment!
2007-02-07 16:49:53 · answer #8 · answered by menasha_jays_12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-What do you call frozen blonds...frosted flake
-A blond was walking to her apartment and noticed it was on fire...She pulls out her cellphone and calls 911...The operator asked okay how do we get there...she replies"Duh the Big Red Truck"
2007-02-07 16:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by artgirl11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What would you call Mickey Mouse if he went on a diet?
Hungry!
(corny huh?)
2007-02-07 16:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋