Today is my baby girl's 18th birthday. I am so glad that this is my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! I call my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she gets here, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to your mama's house and tell her this is the last check she will ever get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression on your mama's face."
So my baby girl takes the check over to her mama. I am anxious to hear what she has to say and what she look like. My baby girl walks through the door, and I say, "Now what your mama say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy ... and watch the expression on your face."
2007-02-07 08:33:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-07 08:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl,
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-07 09:01:09 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
thats nice
smart mama
2007-02-07 08:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another good one 10/10
2007-02-07 09:13:38 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha ouch!
2007-02-07 08:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!! But any real man would not put the kid in the middle no matter how old or young he/she is!!!
2007-02-07 08:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by bannantynegirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooops!
2007-02-07 08:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by jacquie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its too old 5/10
2007-02-07 08:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love your joke..10 outta 10...
2007-02-07 08:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i relley dont think you have a baby
2007-02-07 08:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by Nicole N 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋