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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

2007-02-07 08:33:40 · 15 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

HAHA, little smartass.

Damn I am hungry

2007-02-07 08:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Quality

2007-02-07 16:58:04 · answer #2 · answered by Dan 3 · 0 0

I heard a different version before. Forgot the ending of the other version or I would put it down. Sorry!

2007-02-07 16:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0 0

Hahahah loool

2007-02-07 16:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by Angela O 3 · 0 1

Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
Still laughing Jamie.!!!

2007-02-07 16:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

I liked that one the first time I heard it, & its still funny all these years later.

2007-02-07 16:41:44 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 1

lol funny 10/10 dat was funny

2007-02-11 11:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha..funnnnyyy!!

2007-02-07 16:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0 0

Your funny

10/10

Tink x

2007-02-07 17:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

top man

2007-02-07 19:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by peter d 2 · 0 0

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