Clean jokes please.
2007-02-07 08:31:51 · 3 answers · asked by retooser 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do you call a dead blond in a closet ?
A: winner of last years hide and seek contest.
That's my favorite short one.
This is my fav long one.
A blond and her brunet roommate are watching the
10 o'clock news , the news cameras are fixed on
a man on a ledge near the top of a tall bldg.
The brunet says 100 bucks says he jumps.
Your on says the blond .
After a few seconds the man jumps.
The blond takes out her wallet and starts counting
out the money.
Wait a second says the brunet, I cant take your money,
I saw that story on the six o'clock news, I knew he would jump.
A bet is a bet says the blond, I saw the six o'clock news too , and
I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD JUMP THIS TIME!!!!
2007-02-08 01:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by degesetay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard a lot of good ones here i liked this one where a blond called her mom up saying she was a genius when the mom asked why the girl said i finished this puzzle i was working on for the past year and the box says 5 yrs and up.. but my favorite joke was a redhead one.
what do redheads, anniversary's and toilets have in common?
~men always miss them.
2007-02-07 17:10:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best one i've ever heard:
a blond woman was driving down the road when she saw another blond woman in a row boat in the middle of a field rowing for all that's in her. the first woman says to herself "i'm sick of this!" and pulls over. she gets out of her car walks to the edge of the field and yells to the second blond "IT'S BLONDS LIKE YOU THAT GIVE THE REST OF US BLONDS A BAD NAME! AND IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR 'BUTT'!!!"
2007-02-07 17:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by xSublimeSorrowx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋