A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks, What size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small - What room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows
2007-02-07 08:26:54 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you could say that is a clever blonde 10/10
2007-02-07 09:18:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2007-02-07 08:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Jason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad I'm a brunette!
A star for you 10/10
2007-02-07 08:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-07 08:29:46 · answer #4 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To funny, even for a blond joke!
2007-02-07 08:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
good blonde joke
never heard it before
2007-02-07 08:32:58 · answer #6 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does everyone have to make fun of blondes? I think it's just b/c we're all jealous...
2007-02-07 09:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by kelsey_b4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. I'm going to use that with permission of course.
2007-02-07 08:30:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are too funny!
Loved it
Keep `em coming
Lmao
Tink x
2007-02-07 09:16:28 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheesy, but funny.
2007-02-07 08:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by Baptized Disciple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋