MEN?!?!?!?
And they wonder why we consider them idiots!!!!! Here's a short story to prove my point!!
Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
2007-02-07 08:21:20 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, I've heard it before, but it's still very funny.
2007-02-07 08:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Baptized Disciple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ed is funny and very smart! Good one.
2007-02-07 08:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!!
2007-02-07 08:25:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was to funny i should do that with my wife one day when i get older, lol just playin but that was a good one
2007-02-07 08:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-02-07 08:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by almost there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did that also, and I'm still wondering why "she didn't get it!!!"----Blonde woman puzzled at anniversary gift from hubby.....read it in the newspaper.........
2007-02-07 08:33:13 · answer #6 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
8/10
2007-02-07 08:26:59 · answer #7 · answered by stevie_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny!
2007-02-07 08:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-07 08:29:18 · answer #9 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
thats so mean but so funny
haha nice
2007-02-07 08:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋