A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
2007-02-07 08:09:51 · 11 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh wow that's a good one.
2007-02-07 09:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep...uhm...2 bad I DONT COOK...he wants eggs....he better bust out the frying pan himself or go to McDonalds for an Egg McMuffin!
2007-02-07 16:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i get u.... that was very funny. the poor husband had to show his wife how he felt when she used to shout at him while driving.... this one was more in a visual sense... so, i liked that. thank you.
2007-02-07 16:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
One for the guy's!
2007-02-07 16:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny man! Keep it up defending us! If you don't who will.
2007-02-07 16:20:53 · answer #5 · answered by yagman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats ok not very funny
kinda long 2
2007-02-07 16:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was freaking genius...pure genius. I can't wait to try it on my wife. Thanks for the idea...I really appreciate it.
2007-02-07 16:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2007-02-07 16:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good point.. cheers for the points
2007-02-07 16:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its alright not too funny
2007-02-07 16:18:46 · answer #10 · answered by Bawls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋