A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
are these, Dad? To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are
called condoms son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've
heard of that in
health class at school." He looks over the display and
picks up a
package of 3 and asks,"Why are there 3 in this
package?" The dad
replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for
Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He
notices a 6
pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for
Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a
12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
replied, "Those are
for married men. One for January, one for February,
one for March......."
2007-02-07 07:53:15 · 22 answers · asked by Dream_Catcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, that's freaking hillarious.
2007-02-07 09:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by Me, again 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I was sort of expecting that the 3 stood for 3", 6 for 6", etc.
Boy, number 12 would be something, huh? :0
2007-02-07 15:58:38 · answer #2 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A young stud goes into a drugstore to buy a gross of condoms..The druggist says to him that he must be very prolific..
Little did the druggist know the young stud was going to split them up with his buddies
After the weekend passed, the young man went back to the druggist and stated "Sir, there were only 143 condoms in that box you sold me".
The druggist said " Gosh, I hope I didn't spoil your weekend"!!
2007-02-07 16:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was sort of predictable but good none the less LOL
2007-02-07 15:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by Amaya 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...but me and my husband are gonna need a jumbo case per month! Yes...he will be a VERY lucky man! lol
2007-02-07 15:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2007-02-07 15:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
kinda funny
2007-02-07 15:56:44 · answer #7 · answered by st_anger_day 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA i thought it was hilarious... Couldn't stop laughing.
2007-02-07 15:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Verry good... made me laugh
2007-02-07 15:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by buttercup9121 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha thats great
2007-02-07 15:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by p34nu7bu773rj3lly7im3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋