The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
2007-02-07 07:48:44 · 43 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Tink, you're making me cry..........ROFLMAO>>!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG< girl, keep'em coming!!!!!!!
2007-02-10 06:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I have one for you: What do you call a tablet that's a combination of a laxative and an aphrodisiac?
Easy Come, Easy Go!
2007-02-14 21:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by praxpils 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I have one for you, it's from The Pursuit of Happyness. A little 5 year old, adorable boy tells this to his dad:
"There was this man in the sea and he was drownding. A boat came along and said 'Do you need any help?' and he said, 'No, God will save me'. Then another boat came along and they said 'Do you need any help?' and he said 'No God will save me'. Then he drowned and went to Heaven. When he got to Heaven he said to God 'Why didn't you save me?' and God said 'I send you two big boats, you dummy!'"
It was the cutest thing ever! This little five year old! I was laughing so hard, but you really need to watch it or else it's not as funny.
2007-02-07 07:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by je suis mode 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny.
2007-02-14 22:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Tink! Lol
2007-02-07 07:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good work thats funny ! 8/10.
2007-02-12 18:47:16 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if he does cough he will fill his shoes tink 10/10
2007-02-07 08:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Tink, hope i don`t have to go to that drug store,
2007-02-13 21:53:51 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good laugh. Thats got me at it now and I am I am also holding on tight. AHHHH
2007-02-12 12:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
thats so nice
funniest one ive read in a long time
2007-02-07 08:10:57 · answer #10 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Nice! ALWAYS check the bottle, right??
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2007-02-07 07:52:33 · answer #11 · answered by fayra_elm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋