I'm a clueless, helpless, moron who can't think for himself. I want to get into her pants, but don't know how to broach the subject. What has worked on you???
2007-02-07 07:37:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Wowser, someone actually answered this one?? Ladies, it's called a parody. It was meant to make fun of all the brainless questions on here. lilpeachee had the best answer by far! I can't give her best answer award yet due to having to wait 4 hours before selecting one.
Anyway... have fun and answer away.
2007-02-07 07:58:44 · update #1
You mean you want to wear women's clothing? You can go buy a pair of women's pants and get into them- it'll be much easier.
2007-02-07 07:41:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice convo and the sense of him wanting more than just getting in my pants. it wouldn't hurt if you told her how much you liked her and how you think shes perfect that should get you slapped what is the problem with you guys why can't you think beyond the 3 minutes that you think is pleasure for us and think about getting to know the lady, woman, girl you are one tracked and that's what gets you guys in a world of trouble. Your right you are a moron and I'm so sorry to say your not the only one out here. Get your mind right and get your self esteem together then maybe you will find someone that will give it to you because she really likes you and not because you think you can say the right things.
2007-02-07 07:48:50 · answer #2 · answered by Spacious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah dating a guy, getting to know him, and then just going with what comes naturally when the time is right. I don't just jump into bed with a guy as soon as I start dating - and I aure don't let a guy in my pants just because he asks.
2007-02-07 07:41:32 · answer #3 · answered by lunasage 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Offer money. hahaha sorry i couldn't resist. Just flirt with her and if she reciprocates ask her if she would care to go for a drink or something. If the date goes well try a kiss and see how that goes. If it goes well then you invite her in. Don't push yourself on her though cause you'll freak her out. And don't lead her to believe you're interested in her personally if all you want is sex. In other words, don't tell her you're gonna call if you're not.
2007-02-07 07:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Be gentlemanly. Give small signs of affection (holding hands etc) and then after she's completly comfortable with you....kiss her. Don't stop until she stops you or until your nicely in her pants. BTW this takes awhile to get her comfortable with you so don't try it on the first day. Assuming you're with this girl or at least know her some....
2007-02-07 07:42:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg, lol. do you like her or just wanna bang her? if it's about liking her then you should get to know her. if it's about sleeping with her just for sleeping with her. well... the night would have to be a really great date. most girls that say they won't go for it soon will actually do it... if the vibe for the whole night is good then some chicks will do it. just gotta have a really romantic very SWEET date. that's a big part of it. gotta seem like the sweetest guy she's ever met.
2007-02-07 07:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by Julie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None of us here are her, so this isn't going to help you either. Maybe shes smarter than the average girl and can see right through your intentions.
2007-02-07 07:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by kandekizzez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't be a d*** and be straight with her, there would have been several guys that would have had more luck with me if they just dropped all the crap and said "I want to do you".
2007-02-07 07:41:58 · answer #8 · answered by justpeachee22 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wont you just wait on her if she's not ready. Or just talk to her about it. Or just keep buggin her until she finally says 'yes' or 'ok'.
2007-02-07 07:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by Queen B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a lowlife if u want to do that!!! Is that the only reason u like her???
2007-02-07 07:41:50 · answer #10 · answered by Becca 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋