I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.....keep going)
She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK!"
2007-02-07 07:28:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is pretty funny
2007-02-07 07:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by tinkerbell82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before. Did like the was you personalized it.Very good, 7 out of 10.
2007-02-07 15:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, just a tip when you tell the joke say they work in a lamp shop or somthin.
2007-02-07 15:54:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anna C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That could not be the blonde's answer. It too too much critical thinking skills and associations of logic.
She might say, "He said I should come with him to screw-in a new bulb."
2007-02-07 15:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by donkey hotay 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. It is not very funny. I had a light bulb that was killed in the war.
2007-02-07 15:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Brad M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”
“Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk.
“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”
2007-02-07 15:37:03 · answer #6 · answered by 00100 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
That was really good. 8/ 10.
2007-02-07 16:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by retooser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious,have to share that one
2007-02-07 15:34:30 · answer #8 · answered by lambchops 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still makes me laugh! Good one!
2007-02-07 15:34:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Its a cute joke.
2007-02-07 16:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by almost there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋