There was a magic mirror and if you lied to it you disappeared.
A redhead went up to it and said, "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the world," and she disappeared.
Then a brunette went up to it and said, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world," and she disappeared.
Finally a blonde girl went up to it and said, "I think..." and disappeared.
2007-02-07 06:38:03 · 66 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is right Tink......Blondes are not allowed to think!!!!!.
2007-02-13 04:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good.9/10.
2007-02-12 18:45:44 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny------------this guy was out of work & desparate--got turned down everywhere-----saw in the paper --zoo help wanted----went & talked with the zoo keeper-----the keeper explained how they lost their main attraction---gorgo the gorilla---but because they didn't have the money to replace him----they took his skin & put in padding & zippers & needed someone to act like gorgo---the guy accepted & put on the suit---the keeper warned him not to talk while in the suit or be immediately fired----it would destroy the act---he really enjoyed his 1st day & told his wife how much fun it was, she was glad he finally got a job----next morning while swinging high on the top most swing , he swung too high and landed over in the lion's cage.....immediately the lion got up & was walking toward him----the guy pondered what to do he couldn't fight or run ---if i call for help i will lose my job----finally the lion stopped & opened his mouth wide----& the guy started shouting for help----and from the lion --if you don't shut up we're both gonna lose our job...............
2007-02-07 07:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by Dave F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-02-14 03:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny Tink.
2007-02-07 06:48:07 · answer #5 · answered by behr28 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA! No really, I thought it was pretty good actually. I'm a Blonde and i love a good blonde joke!
2007-02-14 15:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sociologocal question: Why do blondes have this reputation? Where does it come from.
2007-02-07 06:45:10 · answer #7 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats funny, it reminds me of an x girlfriend for some reason.
2007-02-07 06:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soooo funny!!! Im a blond and when ever i say "i think" people ALWAYS go " you do?!?!?!"
thanks for the laugh!!
2007-02-07 06:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by electra25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! But I've heard it before.
2007-02-07 06:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Liz♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it always makes me laugh
2007-02-07 06:40:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋