Q: Why do blondes wear panties ?
A: To keep their ankles warm !
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The hide-and-go-seek winner
Q: why did the blonde girl have bruise on her belly button
A: because blonde men arent that smart either
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why was there lipstick on the blonds stearing wheel?
A: She tried to blow the horn!
Ooh I`ll hang my head!!
2007-02-07 06:35:02 · 44 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love em all TINK. you keep this page alive, but must stop reading em at night time cos i cant sleep for LAUGHING.
2007-02-13 21:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They weren't that funny. I did like these though:
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
Q: Why was there lipstick on the blonds stearing wheel?
A: She tried to blow the horn!
Mo.
2007-02-12 03:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a blonde in the back seat?...throw her makeup & mirror back there first!
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?...she opens the car door!
Why did the blonde smile every time there was a flash of lightening?...she thought someone was taking her picture!
2007-02-07 07:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shame on you picking on poor blondes! Tee Hee!
Did you here the one about a blonde playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was: "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
2007-02-14 00:14:10 · answer #4 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cool - Blondes shouldn't take jokes like there so seriously - Dump Blonde jokes are allways funny
2007-02-13 01:16:27 · answer #5 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is sitting in class as the teacher asks "What is the capital of Wisconsin"
The blonde yells out smartly " W !! "
2007-02-14 10:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by adollorthreeninetyfive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one about the blonde that blowed the horn! Ha Ha
2007-02-13 16:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by stephanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I didn't even laugh this time. What do people find funny in blonde jokes? Just kidding! Lol!
2007-02-14 09:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait till you hit 40, you'll be blonde, mark my words .hahaha.
i said i'm drunk, liked that one. Ugly blonde.
2007-02-14 22:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by Burnt Emberes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny. It's hairist. I am the campaign manager of TH pledge, which stands for tackling hairism. I am ginger, and I'm fighting for equality in gingers. If you put hairist jokes on like that...They just aren't funny, OK? You can check out the CDN website for more info if you want (I dunno if its finished yet though) and look at the TH pledge site there, but don't put up hairist jokes again, please.
2007-02-14 07:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Hamster tazzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the blonde jokes
2007-02-07 07:07:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋