A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color dress are you looking for?"
The bride to be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil." The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any first-time bride.
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the Limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled Immediately and never spoke to each other again."
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and just told me how good it was going to be but he never actually did a damned thing."
2007-02-07 06:34:05 · 13 answers · asked by COblonde 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO ...... THATS SOME FUNNY SH*T!
2007-02-07 06:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by HaZeLeYeZ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
3 months and he or she is already speaking marriage?!? curiously she looks at marriage an same way maximum folk seem at 'relationship'. definite it really is a huge pink flag that she may even deliver it up interior the first three hundred and sixty 5 days. ask your self what you imagine marriage is? A lifelong dedication, or heavily relationship someone for a lengthy time period?!? it should be staggering to work out if both of you're nevertheless a pair after a three hundred and sixty 5 days earlier speaking about getting married and through this time, discover out, heavily, even as she has had 4 marriages and four divorces.
2016-11-26 00:06:09 · answer #2 · answered by morehart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny. As a joke I give it a 9.
And to all Democrats, learn to laugh at yourselves.
2007-02-07 08:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is not a joke, it is a dig at democrats.... i am a democrat. stereotype and collective descriptions are not accurate. and that is not a funny joke. if you change the end, it would be better
2007-02-07 07:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by princton_girl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
thats cute
2007-02-07 06:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-02-07 06:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by spyderalley 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol that is so true about democrats which is the sad thing!!
2007-02-07 06:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by Heather M 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love this joke!!!! This is very funny!!!! Hilarious!!!
2007-02-07 06:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by just ask me 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
that was good. lol
2007-02-07 06:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
NICE!!!!
2007-02-07 06:42:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋