A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane.
The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave.
The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off;
The blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section.
The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat.
The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
2007-02-07 06:30:44 · 36 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Classic. Thanks for the good laugh!
2007-02-07 06:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by Carrie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard this one. Keep the blond jokes coming. A star for you for digging it up an a 9 for the joke.
2007-02-07 08:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Here's another ~
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
2007-02-10 07:20:31 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well she was obviously on the wrong part of the plane if the front wasn't going to jamaica and she was!!!!! Well....she had to move!!!
2007-02-07 06:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Hee Hee
2007-02-11 06:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by broken heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha heard it before still put a smile on my face lo
:D
2007-02-07 07:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before
but still funny
2007-02-07 06:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must of been flight 815.
2007-02-07 06:36:01 · answer #8 · answered by Supes 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny!
2007-02-07 06:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by Fiona M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blondes dont always have more fun, tickled me though...
2007-02-07 06:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it's still funny lol
2007-02-07 06:34:28 · answer #11 · answered by Nicky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋