A blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The blonde pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-02-07 06:16:36 · 17 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.
2007-02-07 06:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke, but I've already heard that one before. Better watch out with those blonde jokes though. One time I was telling a blonde joke to one of my friends at school and it was just my luck that a blonde teacher was standing right behind us the whole time and I didn't know it.
2016-05-24 03:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but love blond jokes,give it an 8.
2007-02-07 09:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious.
2007-02-07 06:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by Liz♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!
But we all know its not the real blondes that give blondes a bad name......
2007-02-07 07:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by Emma C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good twist. Spend it wisely.
2007-02-07 06:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by Harriet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it
keep `em coming
Tink x
2007-02-07 10:33:36 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!
2007-02-07 06:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.........wasn't expecting that. But the 1st one won at the end.
2007-02-07 06:28:52 · answer #9 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some funny stuff!!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! Great!!!
2007-02-07 06:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋