A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim' round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!"
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay." says the warden, "I've GOT to see this!"
The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?”
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"
2007-02-07 05:53:57 · 10 answers · asked by Krazykraut 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha!! made my day!!
2007-02-07 05:56:20 · answer #1 · answered by chkn_fur 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one! Reminds me of...
Someone was driving cross country from Virginia to California. Change of duty station in the navy. Well, he got pulled over in one of those Southern states and the cop asked to see his drivers licensce.
Upon looking at the licensce the cop realized it was from the Commonwealth of Virginia and told the driver that it had to be fake.
"Why?" asked the driver.
"Because this here say Commonwealth of Virginia and Virginia is a state!" replied the cop
Silly cop.
2007-02-07 06:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by NIKKO23_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a 7. And it answers that age old question, "Who's dumber, cops or rednecks?".
2007-02-07 09:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one samrt-*** redneck!
Got to find some way to beat "The MAN."
2007-02-07 05:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by ; - } 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-07 06:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart dude.
2007-02-07 06:16:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100% lol
2007-02-07 06:14:23 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD. good one.
2007-02-07 05:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by my alias 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!!
2007-02-07 05:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by tinkerbell82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2007-02-07 05:59:43 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋