2007-02-07 05:43:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL
I worship thee, oh mysteriously wayed deity
(Strangelove is one of my favourite movies.....should I consider that your holy scripture???)
2007-02-07 05:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No,no, Doctor.
As the *Lion of Judah* says: "Mysterious to you perhaps, and perhaps the uneducated, but answer me this, have you existed for eternity? without end?
Can you create anything from nothing simply by the power of your mind?..."
I have existed for the eternity that I am aware of.
I have been edumacated. Harverd and Yal. Then, off to the convent.
I can create an atmosphere that may be negative or positive simply by the power of my mind. I can also drive myself completely up a wall.
Therefore, I am God.
2007-02-08 10:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mysterious to you perhaps, and perhaps the uneducated, but answer me this, have you existed for eternity? without end?
Can you create anything from nothing simply by the power of your mind?
Ummmm I thought not, thanks for playing, try again, and just a partinfg remark from the scripture>
Luk 21:8 And he said, Take heed that ye be not deceived: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am [Christ]; and the time draweth near: go ye not therefore after them.
2007-02-07 05:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Remember ... whatever you think about the most, you begin to move towards ... until you *become* it. There you go .. you just *could* be God!
2007-02-07 05:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you want to be. Just send in your 2 boxtops and return postage for your official little tin god badge.
2007-02-07 05:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's foolish to think that that's the only factor to know that God is God. So no.
2007-02-07 05:48:34 · answer #6 · answered by JeL C 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
o god
2007-02-07 05:47:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
However, God does NOT work in mysterious ways.
If you think He does, it is only because you don't know Him.
2007-02-07 05:46:16 · answer #8 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Oh..I ...get it...you want to challenge us to understand that man is not a god.
2007-02-07 05:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Does anyone even care about you besides a few nemeses on answers? I think not, so no.
2007-02-07 05:49:59 · answer #10 · answered by irie.girl_2006 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋