bloke playing golf , ball in the bunker ,kicks the sand away (finds this little lamp) blows the sand off , out pops a genie !!
hi ! you can have three wishes !
oh nice one , ok "wait said the genie ,i must warn you what ever you wish for your wife gets double !!!
ok ok i want to be the best golfer in the world !!
yes said the genie but you are now second best ,your wife is no 1
ok ok i want to be the richest person on the planet!
yes said the genie but now you are second ! your wife is the richest !!
right the bloke says could you sort out a mild heart attack for me !!
2007-02-07 05:39:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had a stroke this morning ! haha
2007-02-08 03:17:03 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hear the same joke but it was the Mother in Law not the wife and the guy asked the genie to beat him half to death.
2007-02-07 13:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by csucdartgirl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard dat before exept another version here it it
a brunett finds a lamp rubs it and this genie pops out and says you have three wishes but what ever you wihs for all hte blonds in the world gets twice as much the brunette says oj her first wish is this i wish i had a manchiion ok says the genie but all hte blonds get 2 manchions ok says the brunette i wush i had 1 mil. dollqrs ok says the genie but all hte blonds get 2 mil. dollors ok says the brunette i wish i was half dead!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-07 14:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by Queen of Boredom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So if she got double, wouldn't that make it a doubly mild heart attack? I thought the punch line was "I want someone to beat me 1/2 to death."
2007-02-07 13:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by cowboys21angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-07 14:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got me on that one, gets a 7.
2007-02-07 17:11:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meanie!
2007-02-07 13:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie,
Tink x
2007-02-07 18:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats cute...thanks for the laugh...Im at work...I needed that!!!
2007-02-07 13:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by ~Jamaica~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-07 17:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋