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The punch line is "i left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco"
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2007-02-07 05:37:58 · 7 answers · asked by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

There were these two great friends, Sam the Clam, and Freddie Frog. These guys were tight, really inseparable. They would party every night together, and have great times. Sadly, one day, Sam the Clam passed away. Freddie was inconsolable. He wept for days for his dead friend, and weeks later Freddie also died.

As Freddie Frog approached the Pearly Gates, he asked St. Peter where he might find his old friend Sam the Clam. Peter's eyes grew sober as he said, "Hmm, we don't have any Sam the Clam here. He must have gone to that other place."

Freddie was greatly saddened, and asked if he could go down to see his friend for just one night. Peter replied, "Well, it's very unorthodox, but I'll allow it. Here, take this harp, so when you come back tomorrow I'll know it's you." Freddie was pleased, and taking his harp he descended into hell.

Meeting the Devil at the gates of hell, he asked where he might find his friend Sam. "Oh, sure!" said the Devil. "Sam the Clam! He owns that disco down on the strip." So Freddie went down to Sam's club, and the two had a ball. They danced, drank, and partied all night. That morning they said their goodbyes and Freddie was off.

As he returned to Heaven, he called inside, "Hey, Peter! It's me, Freddie Frog! Lemme in!"

"Well," replied Peter, "if it is you, isn't there something you should have to prove it?"

Freddie Frog's eyes grew wide with fear. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. "I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco!!"

2007-02-07 05:55:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sam The Clam

2017-01-14 10:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by gardy 4 · 0 0

No, I don't know but I'm sure it's a great joke!!! Please post when you find it!!!

2007-02-07 06:33:24 · answer #3 · answered by just ask me 2 · 0 0

i have no idea what your talking about

2007-02-07 05:49:29 · answer #4 · answered by Simple Plan Fan 3 · 0 0

No, sorry.

2007-02-07 06:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0 0

never heard of it......

2007-02-07 05:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Dave F 4 · 0 0

I... dont... get it...

2007-02-07 06:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin 2 · 0 0

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