A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', said the man.
'I'm going to Las Vegas', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
'The man said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand.
'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife.
The man said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on $800 a year!'
2007-02-07 05:35:39 · 13 answers · asked by jamie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
ill be tellin that joke 2morrow
2007-02-07 05:41:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great laugh! Just to help you along the way ~ How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?.......
Doesn't really matter, they never get the house anyway!
2007-02-10 15:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny, Here's one from me.. Hope you like it. When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to take responsibility for your
families and be good stewards for them. It was your responsibility to be the head of your
households. You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose. Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
2007-02-07 13:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by babyvictorialee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, I try not to do this but the jokes here today have been good. Another 8.
Got more?
2007-02-07 17:13:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that`s funny Jamie.
10/10
Lmao
Tink x
2007-02-07 18:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-02-07 13:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-02-07 13:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by wildbill05733 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-07 14:09:00 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats good... you always make me laugh...keep em comin
2007-02-07 13:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by ~Jamaica~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it but im still laughing..i dont kno why
2007-02-07 13:46:14 · answer #10 · answered by HS Sweetness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋