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Heathens what are you going to do after the rapture? I'm going to look for good stuff over at the christians houses.

2007-02-07 05:28:55 · 7 answers · asked by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

7 answers

hell yeah!
i bet they have good stuff too...

2007-02-07 05:32:03 · answer #1 · answered by cherry 3 · 1 0

* 'well, since the rapture is fictional, I will live to be over one hundred years old and on my deathbed i will say," See i told you all of you people who predicted the end of the world in my life time starting when i was little in the 1950's that you all were wrong and I would die at age one hundred and something.

I have already seen may failed attempts to predict the end of the world, 1975 was one of them, 1980 was another and many more which I forget the year. Just look at the predictions these people made at Y2K and the year 2000 came and went with no problems whatsoever..

In the 1960'w we were told we were living in the last decade and 1960 would never get here and that Russia would aatack us and WW 3 would start and that would be the end. Russia is now our friends. *

2007-02-07 13:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Not my house though. My best friend, who is not a Christian, and I already have an agreement. I get Raptured, she gets my Firefly and Battlestar Galactica DVDs in exchange for agreeing to take care of my dog and cats. I trust her to do it, she loves those little guys.

2007-02-07 13:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by Cylon Betty 4 · 1 0

I've not touched alcohol or smoked funny cigarettes for over a decade but after the rapture I might return to my wicked and debauched former lifestyle.

2007-02-07 13:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Well, you don't need to look at my house...I will be GONE, but there is nothing good there!! HAHAHA

2007-02-07 13:32:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go ahead. We won't need such worldly possessions. I pray that you will all come to know God, so that you will be saved.

2007-02-07 13:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Christian93 5 · 1 2

burn down the churches, not like we'll be needing them ever again

2007-02-07 13:39:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

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