LAST 2 tips for success!?

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3 Messy desk. Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you`re not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year`s work looks the same as today`s work; it`s volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you`ll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.

4 Voice mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don`t call you just because they want to give you something for nothing-- they call because they want YOU to do work for THEM. That`s the way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour. That way, you`re hardworking and conscientious even though you`re being a devious weasel. If you diligently employ the method of screening incoming calls and then returning calls

Answer 1

LOL...#3 is my best friend. I always have piles of paperwork (although organized) on my desk so I look busier than I really may be. My supervisor used to walk into my office and see nothing on the desk (but I really would be working on something) and she always asked what I was doing because to her it didn't seem as though I was doing anything. Now, since it APPEARS that I'm working ALL the time on so many different things, she'll just walk in and say hi or something and leave...and I'll return to whatever Yahoo game I'm playing. :o)

Answer 2

I like these tips, I shall now apply them to my daily routine!!

Answer 3

sounds like a successfull way to get fired! lol

Answer 4

Lessons for life.

Answer 5

Good one.

Answer 6

lol
learn something new everyday

Answer 7

lol

Answer 8

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!