1 Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they`re heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they`re heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
2 Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren`t exactly the societal benefits that everybody from the computer revolution expected but they`re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss--and you will get caught--your best defense is to claim you`re teaching yourself to use the new software, thus saving valuable training dollars. You`re not a loafer, you`re a self-starter. Offer to show your boss what you learned. That will make your boss scurry away like a frightened salamander.
2007-02-07 04:06:10 · 9 answers · asked by bootygirl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah i agree with what you said; people with documents in their hnds look like harding working people i so agree yet sometimes your not that busy.
2007-02-07 04:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by sugargirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I completely agree. I generally ALWAYS have something in my hands when traveling through the office (unless I really am going to the bathroom or to lunch). :o) I've also perfected the perfect computer usage poker face. Since I complete my work earlier than usual on most days, I like to sit and answer questions and play games on Yahoo...but anyone who looks at me would really think I was concentrating and focusing on some daunting task. Works wonders!
2007-02-07 04:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by MissDiva1228 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, I'm doing that right now. Somebody asked me if I was working with some new software...lol
2007-02-07 09:58:34 · answer #3 · answered by kelsey_b4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did that....now what? LOL
2007-02-07 04:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good...
2007-02-07 04:20:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i agree...thanks
2007-02-07 04:11:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
diggin it!
2007-02-07 04:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol?
2007-02-07 04:15:48 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks i'll keep that in mind
2007-02-07 05:27:43 · answer #9 · answered by amatsco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋