A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered.
On their arrival the doctor said he'd invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it & they were both very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
As the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
2007-02-07 03:56:02 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At this point they decided to try for 50% &
the husband continued to feel quite well.
Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.
2007-02-07 03:56:48 · update #1
That was so funny. I loved it!
2007-02-07 04:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a miscarriage at a little over 3 months and then I went on to have a baby 3 years later. The pain was similar. The only difference that I noticed was that the contractions increased in intensity and then decreased, whereas with my miscarriage the pain was intense -period! The contractions with labor when increased in intensity were very intense and a bit more intense than the pains of a miscarriage. It was similar though, for me anyway.
2016-05-24 03:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good 10/10 & a star
2007-02-07 04:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, hilarious.lmao.
2007-02-07 03:59:28 · answer #4 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first 6 times in was posted this week...
2007-02-07 04:02:19 · answer #5 · answered by hockeydude25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL-cute
2007-02-07 04:28:50 · answer #6 · answered by JenJen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah.
2007-02-07 03:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-07 04:55:21 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!! i always thought it was the milkman!!!!LOL
2007-02-07 04:06:22 · answer #9 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... I laughed out loud and had to forward the joke to my collegues. Thanks
2007-02-07 05:42:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋