2007-02-07 03:51:34 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And not only that, the sense of moral superiority is just second to none. Impress your friends!
2007-02-07 03:58:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, I am not sure if you mean that your travels will be to better places .... or if the places you go to will be cleaner.
Second, the only way to get your f.m. to stop offending your nose is to get right up and leave a.s.a.p.
Anyway, I hope Christianity is on its way out.... it has caused SO much trouble .... what with all the persecutions, et al ... and now on Answers I see the WORST troubles arising from adherence to it as a faith .... just the worst personality disturbances..... it is positively frightening that such a thing invades our lives under the guise of a "good thing" ///
Peace & Love, for real!
2007-02-07 12:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. Trust me, my fecal matter still stinks, and I've been a Christian for 32 years!
2007-02-07 11:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes you will experience the "made by Falwell" urinals that are clean like unplowed snow.
Your fec matter will smell like fresh wine or grapes.
The clouds will come down to take u up and they will be like cotton balls.
Angels with harps will play their instruments for you.
All the while you keep sanctioning the war in iraq, go against same sex marraiges and ban stem cell research.
You will simply smile from above to the critters below and tell them "Jesus loves you".
2007-02-07 11:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Reliable sources say that the fecal matter of Jesus smelled like frankincense.
Urinals, on the other hand, are not mentioned in the bible and are the work of the devil allowing, as they do, far to much contact with and display of your evil member.
2007-02-07 11:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No but you will keep your eyes straight ahead and not sneak a peek at the guy next to you whist peeing.
Unfortunately even the Virgin Mary had to break wind if she existed as a human, it kind of makes her seem less divine though, smelly? that too at times.
2007-02-07 11:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by CHEESUS GROYST 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shall not be so concern with this, because you not only stink for your self you have stunk the whole web!!!, sorry your have to be so bitter, not to be able to support your own stink!, and that I'm sure isn't God concern for Humanity, sorry I can't help, but why don't you ask Satan your own God.!!
2007-02-07 12:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by paradiseemperatorbluepinguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this has to be the weirdest question i have ever heard. unless you change your diet your fecal mater will smell the same and if your urinal is not clean clean it.
2007-02-07 11:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but becoming a Christian will save your sould from the sewer called Hell. It's your choice and your soul.
2007-02-07 12:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jimmy darlin', I think you need to loosen up that beard. . .it's on too tight.
You'll give yourself a hernia of the medula thinkola if you keep coming up with questions like this.
2007-02-07 12:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋