2007-02-07 03:48:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Grow a massive beard and wear a toga....not to mention pray when there is a lightning storm.
2007-02-07 03:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Actually, the worships of Zeus has seen a revival in Greece over the past decade. I just read a news story the other day about how a group of Athenian Zeus worshippers were suing the government there for access to ancient sites of worship. Check out www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/21/ancient.gods.ap/index.html
you might be able to get in on the Zeus action after all!
2007-02-07 12:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by tirelesstraveller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get into bestiality. Cheat on youre wife with a cow. Cut the embryo out of the cow and implant it in your own thigh and carry it to term.
2007-02-07 12:20:29 · answer #3 · answered by 0 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start by developing the power to turn into a bull. He found that handy at times. If you can do that the rest is easy.
2007-02-07 11:51:57 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Live on Mt. Olympus and command the Greeks to do your bidding while shooting lightning bolts out of your rear. Just Kidding.
2007-02-07 11:51:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Start by drinking Red Bull!
2007-02-07 11:51:17 · answer #6 · answered by hairlessafro 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're going to need a few million car batteries for some lightning bolts.
2007-02-07 11:51:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Watch the cartoon Hercules for the best results.
2007-02-07 11:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are asking the wrong question. The question should be how do I become more like Jesus?????
2007-02-07 11:55:36 · answer #9 · answered by Laura D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question! Practice walking on all fours and be able to roll over on command. Try not to shed too much, it gets on my nerves. Protect the house when we're gone and you'll get lots of treats upon our return.
What? We had a dog named Zeus.
Who the helk were YOU talking about?
2007-02-07 11:50:36 · answer #10 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋