2007-02-07 03:46:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its a lie cows dont stand up to sleep only horses do that
i know cos i always wanted to go cow tipping but you cant becasue they sleep lying down and tipping a horse is just mean.
2007-02-07 03:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by skidleypoo 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Have Wet Udder Contest
2016-05-24 03:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They Mooove to a sheltered area on the Udder side of the meadow
2007-02-07 04:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think they sleep upside down, so they lie UP.
You know cows. They're as udderly ridiculous as this answer.
2007-02-07 05:00:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
then it rains tough s*it on the cow really.
what do you get if you walk under a cow?
a pat on the head
2007-02-07 03:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Gary F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God....you just gave me a headache!
I can't figure stuff like that out!
2007-02-07 03:50:24 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cowlick stands straight up!
2007-02-07 03:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it rains when they are sleeping they wouldn't know so would probably stay stood up!
Mooooooo
:D
2007-02-07 03:51:54 · answer #8 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are asleep they dont know its raining. and if they wake up??? they lie down!
2007-02-07 03:54:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They laugh so hard, milk comes out their nose.
2007-02-07 04:02:03 · answer #10 · answered by natasha * 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋