What happens to everyone when God starts to clap while cheering for his favorite team?
2007-02-07 02:03:47 · 13 answers · asked by Maverick 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
IT WAS A JOKE!!!! and it was pretty dang funny.
2007-02-07 02:08:36 · answer #1 · answered by reynaspoerl 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No. Most church people believe that all "good" people go to heaven. That simply is not true. Most of mankind that Jehovah sees fit to live, will live on a paradise earth forever under righteous condidtions. Ps. 37:29 says: "The righteous themselves will possess the earth, and they will reside forever upon it."
To fully appreciate this, most people will have to first unlearn the lie that all good people go to heaven after they die. It's not too late to learn the truth.
2007-02-07 10:07:37 · answer #2 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
We aren't seated at the right hand of God. Jesus is at the right hand of the father. Many believe we will have purpose in Heaven. We will complete a task. I expect I will be in the IT department.
2007-02-07 10:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
It's all "allegory" and "mystery" to solve in time.
"Jesus"("made under the law") is not seated right, but "standing" right in Acts 7:55. "Christ"("the end of the law") "sitteth" right in Colossians 3:1-3, and notably in heaven "above" such law law God on high in the plural divided heavens. Seated allegorically denotes the matter of law vs grace is forever settled. The God of all grace make you.... "settled" (1Peter 5:10).
http://www.godshew.org/Revelations7.htm#21
The GRACE of our Lord Jesus Christ with you all. Amen.
2007-02-07 10:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
We are His favorite team and since we are AT His right hand I think we'll be okay
2007-02-07 10:10:26 · answer #5 · answered by gtahvfaith 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
God's favorite team is the Dallas Cowboys. Why else would they have that giant hole in the roof of their stadium?
2007-02-07 10:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by Ecclesiastes 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Or even worse, what happens if someone steps in a pile of holy dogs#it?
2007-02-07 10:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seated "In" the right hand of God?
Do you mean seated "At" the right hand of God?
2007-02-07 10:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by Aunt Henny Penny 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Jesus is at the right hand of God.
2007-02-07 10:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
"at" the right hand, not "in" the right hand - and that doesn't apply to us. It is said that's where Jesus sits.
2007-02-07 10:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋