Cowboy joke ?

Question

This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They take him back to their villiage to see the chief. The Chief looks at the cowboy and says:
"You White man, you will die at sundown, but Chief is not as evil as white man, so you gettum three wishes.

" What is your first wish?, The cowboy looks around, thinks, then, with a gulp, say: "well, can i talk to my horse o' great chief?
"The Chief looks puzzled, laughs to his tribe and says "he-he, sure white man you can talk to your horse".

So the cowboy goes to his horse and wispers in it's ear, the horse looks puzzled, but then with bright eyes it gallops off in a cloud of dust. The Indians just sit and laugh at the cowboy for wasting his wish. BUT, all of a sudden the horse returns with a Blonde riding upon its back. The indians look amazed. The chief grins, points to a secluded Teepee. The cowboy now looks embarrassed, so he takes the blonde and goes into the teepee. An hour later he comes out and says, "Chief, can i talk to my horse again"? The chief says sure, but that be wish number two. Ok says the cowboy.

The cowboys goes to the horse and once again wispers into it's ear, and with a gallop the horse is off!... 15 minutes later, the horse returns, this time having a Brunnette aboard. Once again the cowboy is shown the secluded teepee.

An hour later the cowboy comes out, obivously tired now, with only a few hours left before sundown. He looks to the chief, and before he says a word, the chief grins and says "Sure crazy white man you can talk to your horse.."

So the cowboy goes to the horse and GRABS him by the ear and yells

"LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,...I SAID - GO GET A POSSE!!!"

Answer 1

i wish i own that horse

Answer 2

Out in Arizona where the bad men are,
And the only friend to guide you is an Evening Star,
The roughest, toughest man by far
Is Ragtime Cowboy Joe.
Got his name from singing to the cows and sheep
Every night they say he sings the herd to sleep
In a basso rich and deep,
Crooning soft and low

cho: How he sings raggy music to his cattle
As he swings back and forward in his saddle
On his horse (a pretty good horse)
Who is syncopated gaited
And with such a funny meter
To the roar of his repeater


A Four Legged Friend -- A Four Legged Friend
He'll Never Let You Down
He's Honest And Faithful Right Up To The End
That Wonderful One Two Three Four Legged Friend

A Woman's Like Cactus And Cactus Can Hurt
'Cause She's Just A Tight Waisted Winky Eyed Flirt
She'll Soon Have Your Land And Your Pride And Your Gold
And Bury You Deep Long Before You Grow Old

Repeat Chorus

A Two Legged Hombre Is Worthless As Sand
He'll Smile Like A Saint With A Gun In His Hand
He'll Promise To Stick By Your Side Like A Pal
But He'll Also Promise The Same To Your Gal

Answer 3

Moral of the story is a hair lip cowboy will die.

Answer 4

Exeeelent.

Answer 5

LoL thats really cute, I like it...it made me laugh!!! Good job!!

Answer 6

Nice joke, thanx.

Answer 7

Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!

Answer 8

Good one. LOL

Answer 9

Cute...

Answer 10

haha cool