so there was this boy, it was his birthday he begged his mom to go to the shower w/ her, she said okay just not to look up or down, he went, he looked, he asked "mom what are those?" "those are my headlights son" she said....."mom what's that?" "that's my garden" she said. Then his dad came home and he did the same thing to him...."dad what's that?" he asked looking down "that's my snake son." answered his father.
so at night the boy asked if he could sleep with them, they said okay...at night the boy wakes up and screams out "mom! mom! turn on ur headlights there's a snake in ur garden!"
2007-02-07 01:02:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That isn't a question. That's an old, crappy joke. There are places for people like you, it's called MySpace.
2007-02-07 01:22:44 · answer #1 · answered by oracle128au 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Herd it B4 but still funny... Oh listen to this one... Fancy a giggle?
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
2007-02-07 09:07:39 · answer #2 · answered by Victoria Isabella 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but heard in like 1950.
2007-02-07 09:08:34 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before, but I also like the cannibal joke.
2007-02-07 09:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
girl its fuNNy and i was wondering did u and tyler k get talking again? i think he is 16
2007-02-07 09:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by cowg!rls-dont-wa!t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute... but they ain't got no business screwin while the boy is in the bed, lol!
2007-02-07 09:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have several words for that kind of joke, but I do not think anyone would appreciate them. Please feep all dirty jokes to yourself!
2007-02-07 10:40:09 · answer #7 · answered by Evevumeimei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic
2007-02-07 10:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was alesome
i 16 anybody wanna be friends?
2007-02-07 09:52:35 · answer #9 · answered by plAYa101 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
weird
2007-02-07 09:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Gwenna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋