A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road when he is pulled over by a cop
"Where have you been?" Asks the policeman
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I shurrre did" the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a few junctions back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Thank God for that" said the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I was deaf"
2007-02-07 00:17:08 · 9 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought this was funny so I told it to my husband. He thought it was hilarious and hasn't stopped laughing. Now I'm a little worried, lol.
2007-02-07 00:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by rockerchick82 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EXCELLENT!!!
Q
Whats the difference between a man and a computer.......
A
You only have to punch the information into a computer once
2007-02-07 08:44:57 · answer #2 · answered by niccilicci 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW that was hilarious everyone at the office is laughing hysterically... hahaha
2007-02-07 08:29:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
many ha ha s
2007-02-07 08:21:21 · answer #4 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-07 08:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm haha.
2007-02-07 08:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-07 10:01:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-07 08:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2007-02-07 08:27:27 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋