Paddy and Murphy are stranded in the middle of the ocean with no food or drinking water.
When they see a lamp floating in the water,
They pick it up and rub it, and a Genie pops out.
The Genie says " i will give you one wish "
To which Paddy replies " I wish all of the sea was made of Whisky " His wish came true and the Genie vanished.
Then Murphy said to Paddy " what the hell did you do that for, Now we have to wee in the Boat.
2007-02-06 23:51:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. love it. 111/10
2007-02-06 23:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd have pronounced ROMANCE. yet then I re-examine and your premise is that i'm floating through myself in cool waters, at evening (in call for human being-filled sky). Then i should be taking section in the Infinity pool of Punta Fuego that evening, determining on to be on my own.
2016-11-25 23:14:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never water down your whisky rosey 10/10
2007-02-07 03:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one 10/10
2007-02-07 01:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good u'n 10/10.
2007-02-06 23:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by tourist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol
2007-02-07 00:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-02-06 23:56:38 · answer #7 · answered by NEIL B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Full of great jokers in the world....
2007-02-06 23:59:27 · answer #8 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pure gash
2007-02-06 23:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by Zammo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-06 23:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋