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I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

2007-02-06 23:31:08 · 16 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Clever!

2007-02-07 00:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0 0

some do some don't Cats can carry and transmit a particular sort of parastitic organism, by the way, Toxoplasma gondii in fact. A significant percentage of the world's humans are infected with this organism, largely because of cats. It migrates to and creates tiny, relatively innocuous cysts in the brain. It generally has no symptoms that we know of, in humans. But curiously enough, in rats it has the effect of making the rats *seek out the company of cats* (who eat them, becoming infected in the process of course). It is sometimes a bit of a health hazard to pregnant women, and you should not allow a pregnant woman to clean cat boxes because of this (the parasite can be transmitted by exposure to the feces). Um. So yeah. Anyway. Maybe these cat hating freaks just haven't been infected yet. You could help them with that. Personally I love cats

2016-05-24 02:36:31 · answer #2 · answered by Kiley 4 · 0 0

Well, cats also bathe themselves regularly. That's a quality I'd like to see in some men.
On a personal note, I really don't like cats. I like men, though.

2007-02-06 23:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

u know women love anything cute and cats are cute and we don't take into consideration these cat qualities, cuz when a guy is nice cute and lovable i will forget all his bad qualities as well as we women do with cats.

2007-02-07 00:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by White Chocolate 2 · 0 0

Women like cats because they are easily held captive and they can dangle food over their heads in return for love and companionship.

2007-02-06 23:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by Kahlo 4 · 0 0

Mwahahahaha... I love cats and never think of this until I read it. It's so true, if my husband acts like my cat I'd probably have left him!

2007-02-07 00:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by Speck Schnuck 5 · 0 0

It's all in how you raise them - men AND cats!! My cats come when I call them, don't go out at all, and sleep by my feet all night - and get up with me at 5:20am every morning. (And I don't like men...)

2007-02-06 23:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by Angelpaws 5 · 0 0

really? Well maby because cats are more good looking, and don't even bother pretending that they love you!!! and like guys not all cats are the same!!

2007-02-06 23:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by anka M 3 · 0 0

lol. But cats are cute and dont give you back chat. And you dont have to listen to them moan on about not being allowed to wach the footie on tv.

2007-02-07 00:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0 0

maybe it because women would love the care free spirit of a cat? no comitments, freedom?

2007-02-06 23:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 0 0

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