A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you
what it feels like when I'm driving."
2007-02-06 23:14:08 · 37 answers · asked by David B 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny !!! I loved it !!!! Thanks for the morn' chuckle !!!
2007-02-06 23:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hm... This might be funny to the ones who are in the same position (as 'victims' when driving), but sobering for their partners.
I had no idea some people fry eggs on BUTTER. This must be beyond unhealthy. No wonder they're so edgy then, constantly yelling at their partners behind the wheel. LOL!
2007-02-06 23:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny indeed. Reminds me of that superbowl commerical where the ref is getting yelled at by the coach, but he stands still and doesn't even flich. The sportscaster goes "Wow where does he learn to take such abuse?" and it flicks over to him in his recliner, watching TV, with his wife yelling in his eye, while he ignores her and continues watching.
2007-02-06 23:18:12 · answer #3 · answered by Casey P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2007-02-06 23:22:32 · answer #4 · answered by dierboy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit funny
2007-02-06 23:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I like it.... sooo funny! I do nag at my husband when he's driving fortunately he leaves me alone in the kitchen.
2007-02-06 23:26:08 · answer #6 · answered by Speck Schnuck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
i don't think I'm like that but i know my mother is, I'm still shocked that my dad hasn't been in more accidents.
point well and truly get though its funny and accurate in many cases well done. :)
2007-02-06 23:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by leelee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic and informative now i can make eggs too
2007-02-06 23:35:46 · answer #8 · answered by Ben M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke i know it is sexist but it is good made me chuckle at my desk
2007-02-06 23:18:10 · answer #9 · answered by Fuzzy Donna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my ex use to be like that and as a guy you're think that only women do that....nope!!!! he was a bit*h from hell in the shotgun seat. haha
2007-02-06 23:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No sorry that didnt tickle the pickle..hahaha! Now that was funny..! hehe : )
2007-02-07 04:23:25 · answer #11 · answered by x-Kelly-x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋