tell me a short joke...... 10 points for the best one !!!?

Answer 1

On a hot summer day, two nuns - both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, "I can't take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be all right if we removed our shirts to cool off while we worked?"

The second nun, feeling the heat herself, decides that it would be acceptable since no one else was present. She locked the door and closed the curtains, and then the two nuns removed their shirts and kept working. Suddenly, there's a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" asks the first nun.

"It's the blind man," says the voice behind the door.

"Well, a blind man can't see our nakedness. We can let him in," the other nun says, and opens the door.

"Wow!" says the blind man, "Nice ****! I gotta run back to the truck. Where do you want me to install these blinds?"

Answer 2

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.

After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied...

"Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"

Answer 3

a teacher was telling her class that every1 has to come second once i a while u cant always come first . a student stood up and said what a bout gorge Washington - he was the first president , the first in the hearts of all American and also the first in everything else .
the teacher smiled and replied all this is true but he married a widow .

ha ha

Answer 4

Patty's Irish Uncle, a Magician, was always having trouble with his on-stage performances.

One time, he was so upset about failing to pull a rabitt out of the hat, he turned his back to the audience, dropped his pants and pulled a hair out of his ar*e.

Answer 5

a plane crashes on the way to a religious function and the first couple reaches the pearly gate the preacher asks if there is room for him and his wife peter says "i don't think so you think about drinking so much you married a lady named brandy" the second preacher asks the same question and peter says "i don"t think there is enough room you are so money hungry your wife's name is penny" the next preacher looks at his wife and says "come on fanny we do not stand a chance"

Answer 6

here is a short joke for u.. hope u like it...

A couple of dog owners were arguing about whose dog is smarter.

"My dog is so smart," says the first owner, "That every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee."

"I know", says the second owner.

"How do you Know?"

"My dog told me."

Answer 7

So you like the short jokes......
I've been very concerned about the Bird Flu lately. Does anyone know if is "tweetable"?

Answer 8

A very stupid person I know:

1. she trips over a cordless phone
2. she got herself trapped in a grocery store and starved to death
3. she studied for a blood test
4. she tried to drown a fish
5. she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind

Answer 9

Q: What do Democrats and porn studs have in common?
A: Both participate frequently in Bush bashing.

Answer 10

2 fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says 'how do we drive this thing?'
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what do a priest and a christmas tree have in common? the balls are just for decoration