2007-02-06 22:42:39 · 16 answers · asked by shabev 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
What is a "night's stand"? You either mean a "one night's stand" or a "knight's stand". I'll assume you mean the latter.
A knight's stand is a decorative sword used by knights who guarded the king during the twelth century. It is stronger than modern decorative swords because it would have supported the knight's weight when the knight fell asleep (remember, the knight's face would be covered so no-one could see).
The knight's stand was totally useless as a weapon, though, being extremely brittle when struck from the side. The knight standing guard (even when asleep) was mainly just a deterent. In some sovereign states today, knights often use a similar device called a Knight's Prop. A knight's prop is a lot less decorative and more useful as a weapon, but still has a padded handle to make it more comfortable to sleep on.
Anyway, if a girl has a knight's stand that you want, you can always just ask her for it in the following way:
"Fair wentch, what business hath ye with the stand of a knight of the realm? Pass here forthwith thine offending item that ye might guard King XXXX. Dost thou not know that the King requests the hand of a knight to preserve that which God gave? Thee have cast a curse on the kingdom, and shame shall befall thee and thine family. Take haste, fair wentch, and pass the stand of the knight".
Or
"'ere y'are love, give us the knight's stand"
2007-02-06 22:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by Mawkish 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dont ask for one night stand directly just say that you love her but cannot marry her. And also make sure that she gets confidence that you are a guy who can keep things secret and never look upon her as a call girl as she is one who is satisfying you. Most of girls need that but they are afraid that guys will insult them in public or will spoil her name so they dont allow anyone for one noght stand.
Later on this true statement will work for you if she is also of that type. And after you are bored you can start avoiding her. But never commit a marriage if you dont really want to else that amounts to rape under indian law as the consent obtained is by cheating.
Cheers!!!
Advocate Pankaj Bandekar
2007-02-08 06:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Pankaj B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You dont
It just happens if both are in the right place at the right time and are looking for some loving. Mental and physical timing are key, unless alcohol is involved but whats the point of making love while under the influence?
2007-02-07 11:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Premarital, extramarital or unwed sexual activities (intercourse / coitus) are not barred / prohibited and are no offence in any Indian law. Wife’s sexual intercourse with other/s is also no offence, hence no prosecution or punishment to her. Even her sex partner also cannot be punished, if was unaware of her wedlock or had sex with consent or connivance of her husband. However the police cannot arrest or prosecute him. After divorce also her husband is bound to maintain or pay till she remarries, even if she is permanently / continuously enjoying sex with all other/s. Pre marital sexual experiences (intercourse / coitus) with other/s cannot be a ground to seek divorce under Hindu/Special Marriage Act. Thus a female’s physical sexual relations with persons/s of her choice (with their consent) is not an offence or prohibited / barred in any Indian law and she is at liberty to enjoy freely and fearlessly. A male’s physical sexual relations with any 16+ female (with her consent) is no offence or barred / prohibited in any Indian Law, unless she is in the wedlock of somebody else and is done knowing her wedlock and without her husband’s consent or connivance. Courts are bound to believe that all children born during the wedlock are her husband’s legitimate ones. He is bound to maintain or pay them expenses, till sons are 18+ and daughters are married. Prostitution (commercial sex trade, offering sex for monetary gain) alone is an offence punishable in Indian laws.
2007-02-09 12:04:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask them, if you don't u'll get a name of a liar, user, cheater, & if you advertis all you'll get is crappie dates of hard up, ugly,cheap girls.
2007-02-07 06:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you love her and you'll take her car shopping next week. Then she'll likely come around.
2007-02-07 12:29:48 · answer #6 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whip out your weenie, and twirl it around as you say "Hey, whats happenin, hot stuff?" LOL (im kidding people)
2007-02-07 06:52:13 · answer #7 · answered by Nestor Desmond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go see a prostitute. That is essentially what you want, so go to someone who won't turn you down.
2007-02-07 10:27:41 · answer #8 · answered by Shanna J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get some tact.
2007-02-07 09:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sex girl stand
2007-02-07 07:09:16 · answer #10 · answered by bharat m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋