Little Jonny goes to school, and the teacher says,
"Today, we are going to learn multi-syllable words, Class. Does
anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Little Jonny says, "M*s-tur-b*te."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Jonny, that's a mouthful."
"No, Miss Rogers. You're thinking of a bl*w-j*b." replies Little Jonny
Little Jonny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out "Miss Jones, I need to take a pi*s!!"
"Now, Jonny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly and I will allow you to go." Said Miss Jones
Little Jonny thinks for a bit & then says "You're an eight, but if you had bigger t*ts, you'd be a TEN!"
2007-02-06 21:46:59 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
that little jonny:)
2007-02-06 23:54:19 · answer #1 · answered by leelee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-24 02:27:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
two good ones jay a 10'/10
2007-02-07 01:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haa haaaa 8/10
2007-02-06 23:09:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Very amusing. 6/10.
2007-02-06 22:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your an 8 was on here last week its good 2points ta
2007-02-06 22:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...I laughed
2007-02-06 21:48:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny joke
2007-02-07 00:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......it is a long time since met l'le Johnny........very cute......lol
2007-02-06 23:05:41 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-02-06 21:53:04 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋