2007-02-06 21:35:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No don't. We shall all take in the sniffing out of God.
Jesus once farted thin mints, and his followers were pissed they left the room.
2007-02-06 21:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.Everyone loves the smell of your gaseous waste.Especially when you're on a date or love making or at the dinner table.Make sure to make silly faces when you break wind and tell jokes because everyone loves it when you turn your gas into humor.Don't worry about the smell either.People love that smell.They will sniff it and then sniff it again.When they ask, "who did that?", admit it was you so that they can thank you.When in an elevator make sure to pass as much gas as possible so that you can share it with the other passengers.When they move away from you it is only because they want to enjoy the smell as it moves through the elevator car.
2007-02-06 21:48:52 · answer #2 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You pick me up on the wind and make me ride on it; you toss me about in the storm. Job 30:22
heh. heh. I couldn't resist.
2007-02-06 21:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by Seamless Melody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you should be proud of your emissions.
Wave your hand behind your butt and ask everyone to feel free to enjoy their daily dose of vitamin F
2007-02-06 21:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the religious part of this question? You posted your question in the wrong category.
2007-02-06 21:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by sweetdivine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, only if you fail in trying to blame it on someone else.
2007-02-06 22:27:19 · answer #6 · answered by Skippy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont you have manners shouldnt you know, go and ask your mommy to enlighten you numb nuts stop wasting good yahoo time
2007-02-06 21:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by vierafan 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
only if you leave us the air freshener
2007-02-06 21:43:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly, yes, but you know, it follows you...
2007-02-06 21:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Nestor Desmond 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would be the thing to do!
2007-02-06 21:39:52 · answer #10 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋