A guy phones up his Boss¢ home, but gets the boss' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week", she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week"
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU
TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
2007-02-06 20:36:41 · 14 answers · asked by donia f 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks AREZ!!NOW I KNEW WHO KILLED THAT BOSS!!
2007-02-06 20:52:26 · update #1
WHERE IS THAT STAR MR.BIGOLECHIKEN,DID YOU FORGET TO PUT IT!!OR IT DISAPPEARED IN THE SPACE!!
2007-02-06 21:45:33 · update #2
THANKS BIGOLE!!!A STAR FOR YOU TOO!!
2007-02-06 21:47:24 · update #3
good one!
probably the the man and his boss had this senario before he croaked :
"...So you want a day off? Let's take a look at what you are asking for!..."
"...There are 365 days this year..."
"...There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work..."
"...Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available..."
"...You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available..."
"...With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work..."
"...You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for work..."
"...We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days..."
"...We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only one day available for work and I'll be damned if you're going to take THAT day off..."
2007-02-06 20:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by Arez 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-07 05:48:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-07 07:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-02-07 06:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by krishna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sound like someone fantasy, more than a joke. hehe
2007-02-07 04:44:42 · answer #5 · answered by Havana Brown 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-07 04:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by emiliathered 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-07 07:32:02 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL .......you get a star for that! funny stuff right there
2007-02-07 05:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by Kj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-02-07 05:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha! funny
2007-02-07 05:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋