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Was in Glasgow yesterday and visited local sandwich makers SUBWAY for something to eat.

Whilst standing in line to be served I noticed a young attractive lady in front of me.

The fellow behind the counter said to her would you like a "6 inch or 12 inch". ( meaning the roll)

With a dirty smile she replied " Oh 6 inch as that all I can take"

And as he was make up the roll I added "Think I will have to have a 12 inch, as I'm not bending mine in half for anyone"

She burst out laughing in the shop and went bright red.

2007-02-06 19:29:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

bet she was embarresd, and i bet u laughed ur *** of u naughty boy

2007-02-06 23:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 4 · 0 0

LOl.. funny.. I've had a similar experience in a subway, with a friend of mine.. the 6inch and 12 inch subs make good way for great puns

2007-02-06 19:32:35 · answer #2 · answered by what_would_i_know 2 · 0 1

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2016-09-28 13:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by puzo 4 · 0 0

12 inch?
dont kid yourself
probably like 3

2007-02-06 20:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

ok so whats the question? Oh I see you just like to brag about that 12 incher. HA yeah we have all heard that one before.

2007-02-06 19:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 2 2

The true stories are always the best!

2007-02-07 00:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by christine p 3 · 1 0

Good Pun

2007-02-06 19:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0 2

Fast thinkin' on your part! It was funny and quick witted...bet she didn't buy it though! lol

2007-02-06 20:01:52 · answer #8 · answered by tamara.knsley@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0 1

funny

2007-02-06 21:59:58 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 1 0

Yea, bet she wondered about that all day!

2007-02-06 20:29:46 · answer #10 · answered by nosy old lady 5 · 2 0

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