Any chance of a light, mate?
No
Oh, come on, why not?
Look, you look kind of familiar, if I give you a light we'll start chatting, and maybe we'll find out we served together in the Army. I'll buy you one, you'll buy me one, in fact we'll have several.
Before you know it. it's throwing out time, and you'll be unfit to drive home, so I'll put you up at my place.
In the night you'll need the loo. You'll walk past my daughter's room, the door will be open and she will be awake. You'll start talking. Before you know it, you'r in bed together, She'll fall pregnant and you won't marry her!
Yes I will!!!
No you won't, because you'r not having a light!!!
2007-02-06 17:29:13 · 21 answers · asked by lulu 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good 10/10& a star
2007-02-06 18:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheeheeee 9/10
2007-02-06 21:56:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.i wondered why my mate wouldnt give me a light last night, now i know why.
2007-02-06 18:53:07 · answer #3 · answered by tracey297058 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Lulu! Ha!
2007-02-06 17:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo! Very funny!
2007-02-06 17:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by Havana Brown 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud one...Keep up the work and send such ones again n again!
2007-02-06 18:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by cubblycloud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lulu that will keep me smiling today 10/10+
2007-02-06 19:15:48 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id rather be doused in petrol and burned alive rather than marry pmsl
2007-02-06 19:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by winnit07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a disturbed individual.
The father, not the poster of this joke.
Amusing though.
2007-02-06 18:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by jinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah nice one mate !!
2007-02-06 17:31:49 · answer #10 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋