The leaders of a town wanted to increase attendance at the town hall meetings since attendance had been really low as of late. They decided to invite a hypnotist as an entertainer to increase attendance and they advertised his presense all around town.
The next meeting was packed. After the hall filled, the hypnotist went to the front of the room, faced the assembly, and pulled out his watch. He began swinging it back and forth, telling everyone to stare at the watch and things like that.
Everyone in the audience became hypnotized. However, before the hypnotist stopped swinging, he accidently dropped the watch.
"S**t!!!", the hypnotist exclaimed.
It took several weeks to clean up the town hall.
2007-02-06 16:31:42 · 12 answers · asked by Steady As She Goes 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny, thanks for the laugh this early in the morning, a very good way to start the day.
2007-02-06 18:58:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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If you want to get an edge in everyday communication and lead other people towards your goals this is a must read.
2014-09-24 19:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one,
thnx for the laugh and the 2 points
2007-02-07 01:12:39 · answer #3 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa great one 10/10
2007-02-07 06:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...have to admit...it was alittle funny!
2007-02-07 00:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-07 00:45:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it
2007-02-07 00:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by daoutdoorsguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't really get it
2007-02-07 01:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a stinker! (Great joke. Thanks for the laugh)
2007-02-07 00:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny .
2007-02-07 00:35:32 · answer #10 · answered by Aspettami28 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋