I want to become fat and overweight. I want my arm to become more fatter and my stomach sticking out. I want my cheek to become flabbier. Please tell me how to do this? Please don't say that Don't become fat are whatnot. I just want you to answer the question. Thank you
2007-02-06 15:31:44 · 11 answers · asked by Fiirion G 1 in Health ➔ Diet & Fitness
Start by sitting and watching TV, only getting up to go to the fridge for some high sugar treats, and some good transfatty food. It is ok to drive, but to only go to Burger King for a triple whopper. Try to call for Pizza delivery as much as possible. Finally, eat a lot of fried potatoes. Soon the fat will be hanging where your triceps use to be.
Good luck.
2007-02-14 13:54:07 · answer #1 · answered by Jrahdel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to gain pure fat weight (which seems to be likely) then eating a lot of high trans-fat foods, calories, carbohydrates, will do the trick. Stick to fast-food and microwavable dinners and you’ll be fat in no time. Make sure you go through the drive thru because you wouldn’t want to walk off any calories you just earned eating.
If you want to gain healthy weight (which doesn’t seem likely) then eating/drinking a lot of protein and doing extensive weight training will cut down your body fat, but will increase your muscle mass which weights more than body fat. So according to a calculator you will be overweight.
2007-02-14 13:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dani Rage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trans fat foods. High carbohydrate Glucose. Do no exercises. Eat so much food that when you check your "stool" (poop) you can see your last meals.
I know the Chiefs of the Buganda in Africa only ever picked for his wives absolutely obese women but they died young.
Please consider are you not throwing away a chance for a happy life for some (unknown to me ) other one?
2007-02-14 14:48:30 · answer #3 · answered by salubrious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a brain tumor, from that you might get lucky and get a rare condition called Cushing's disease. That is what I did. But do not do what I did and get brain surgery to remove it...or else! GASP! You will indeed lose the weight. ACK.!
2007-02-06 15:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by MeLiSsA D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just wondering why? The answers given by the previous answerers are the ticket but why? Were U raped and do not want to be attractive to anybody, therefore it will not happen again? U are gay and don't want to be? What is up??????????????
2007-02-14 15:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by smileyOne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stuff yourself at fast food places, However this will cause highblood pressure, diabeties, and other heath problems which will cut years off you life!
2007-02-06 15:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by seven-11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi,have you tried the b b q ribs and twinkie diet with ice cream pie for desert.I hear it's a winner!
2007-02-12 12:50:30 · answer #7 · answered by adam p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By gaining weight is easy just eat, eat and eat, but to lose weight is extremely difficult. Please think twice before U want to go overweight.
2007-02-06 16:05:59 · answer #8 · answered by Old Old Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DO YOU REALLY WANT THIS? THE SOLUTION IS SIMPLE. TAKE LOTS OF BURGERS, PIZZAS, CHOCOLATES, ICE CREAM AND DO NOT MOVE YOUR *** FOR ANYTHING. 90 % CHANCE IS THERE FOR GETTING THE DESIRED RESULTS WHICH I CONSIDER NOTHING LESS THAN SUICIDE.
2007-02-14 03:33:09 · answer #9 · answered by srikant b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hang out with me
2007-02-06 15:36:58 · answer #10 · answered by kelly-il 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋