in all my years as a travelling used accordion salesman, i have yet to find a place where soiling oneself was undignified. often my customers find it to be a wonderful ice breaker. sometimes their disgust with me is so apparent that they throw their own feces at me (which i assume is a form of payment).
still my parents have always taught me that every time you dream about things, god gives aids to one of the tiny elves that live inside my knees. so perhaps, herb is just trying to save the tiny elves inside of you...
2007-02-07 10:03:16
·
answer #1
·
answered by Circlometry™³ 6
·
0⤊
0⤋
Your mom's boyfriend sounds like a jerk. Your mom should really stand by you. What does this Herb character really know, what a crummy comment. Diapers during takeoff and re-entry, so what.
Your dreams are your own, don't let some crummy jerk take them away. If you really want to become an Astronaut stop listening to people like him or her, brace yourself for the training to come and for that you need good grades and perfect physical condition. Find out from Nasa what is needed and start building your dream as of now.
2007-02-06 14:48:30
·
answer #2
·
answered by Karan 6
·
0⤊
0⤋
Tell Herb to go back to the garden before you make him into a salad.
Also make sure when you talk to him you are always sharpening a knife just to freak him out.
Buy and read the book: The Road to Success is Paved With Failure.
And remember you can be anything you want to be- ignore Herbie the geek.
2007-02-06 14:44:35
·
answer #3
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
oh, being an Astronaut is a great job from what ive heard, you float in space, get payed a whole lot, and you explore where people havent gone before. You see stars, and lots of planets. As long as you work hard and ignore her attempts to crush your dreams id say your fine
2007-02-06 14:42:40
·
answer #4
·
answered by Suirenai 3
·
1⤊
0⤋
Don't listen to Herb...he's no rocket scientist. You just keep strapping on those diapers and practicing for a smoooooooth landing and don't let Herb soil your dreams.
2007-02-07 16:48:40
·
answer #5
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
0⤋
My mom once told me, "Oh, Natalie! Get realistic" when I told her that I wanted to be a dolphin trainer. I've never forgotten that and although my dreams have since changed, I always wondered how I would feel if she never would have said that. It really SUCKS!! that your mom is taking Herb's side. Instead of Herb squashing your dreams...I suggest....you just squash ...Herb. Period.
2007-02-06 14:42:32
·
answer #6
·
answered by Natalie Donnae 2
·
1⤊
1⤋
it sounds like someone wants to laugh you out of the astronaut program before you get into it.
if you work hard enough to get into the astronaut program, the laughs will be on them. after all, just getting into the astronaut program is a tremendous achievement, even if you never get into space.
it's possible your dreams will change, but for now enjoy the challenge, get good grades in math and science, and look forward to a good laugh some day.
2007-02-06 14:40:37
·
answer #7
·
answered by Piguy 4
·
0⤊
1⤋
Go for it & when you achieve your dreams slap Herb with the soiled diaper
2007-02-06 14:50:53
·
answer #8
·
answered by ? 4
·
0⤊
0⤋
well everyone has dreams, you can only be an astronaut if you take years and long years of science, engineering, astronomy and math in college. You can prove him wrong by going to a lot of college, than by blowing a raspberry and saying "ha ha i can do it, you're wrong!" I dream of being a backup dancer for beyonce, is that a silly dream?
2007-02-06 14:49:14
·
answer #9
·
answered by Anonymous
·
0⤊
1⤋
You do comprehend that it grew to become into Bush that ended the return and forth software - and that Obama shrink the funds simply by clutter Bush left in the back of? Sorry to politicize it yet you began it. There are different manned courses interior the works, yet they are going to take time to get off the floor. by the time that infants in grade college are the right age to prepare to the gap software, there will be a sparkling launch gadget waiting.
2016-09-28 12:56:55
·
answer #10
·
answered by ? 4
·
0⤊
0⤋